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If he were my guy friend, every time I felt like crap we could sit in my chair and share my Snuggie and watch girly movies.
Here are mine:
1, Shave his armpits.
2, Take bright red lipstick and bright blue eyeshadow and apply them to his face.
3, Take all kinds of random things (watermelon rind, one of my bras, etc.) and toss them strategically on him.
4, Stack things on his stomach (My goal would be eight books and a cat).
5, Switch the shirt he was wearing with one with an inappropriate and most likely untrue message printed on it.
1. I'd smush his face with cream pie!
2. Take a picture of him while he's snoozing and say," Oh look, Michael has--armpit hair!!
3. Blast the music he hates most until he yells at me.
4. Let in a horde of girls to see him sleep, and I'd laugh!
5. Hide Bubbles where he can't find him until he gets so angry at me I'm going to cry
Stupid, but funny.